Lirpa Loof

CNET News
April 1, 2007

U.N. panel downplays warming of blogosphere
Scientists say layer of hot air is confined to Silicon Valley's Sand Hill Road for now. But if the tech bubble bursts, they warn, "it is likely to engulf all of San Francisco."

Police Blotter: Complaint over free software, not free beer
Irked members of Delta Zeta sorority file grievance with university officials after Linux user group serves no booze at weekly social. Sorority president says "all that talk of free beer" was misleading.

U.S. government outlaws Windows Vista
President Bush signs measure decreeing that Microsoft's operating system is so complex it poses a national security threat. "There's all these new colors and the startup sound is completely different," says one worried U.S. senator.