Eternal Sunshine of a Terrifying Mind

Comedienne extraordinaire Mandy Stadtmiller posted this thread, instigated by a copy edit of Tuesday's post. Check it.
When Chip ends with "Yours for total enlightenment (beer included)," he's referring to my email signature:
Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy.
If you ever reach total enlightenment
while you're drinking a beer,
I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.'

Reminding us, as Pope Alexander says on the side of the box, “What mighty emails rise from trivial things.”

Nietzsche, The Gay Science, 1887, pp. 42