Eternal Sunshine of a Terrifying Mind

Comedienne extraordinaire Mandy Stadtmiller posted this thread, instigated by a copy edit of Tuesday's post. Check it.
When Chip ends with "Yours for total enlightenment (beer included)," he's referring to my email signature:
Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy.
If you ever reach total enlightenment
while you're drinking a beer,
I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.'

Reminding us, as Pope Alexander says on the side of the box, “What mighty emails rise from trivial things.”