NOOOO Reservations....really. He has none.

I watch (but have never read, until today) Anthony Bourdain. His visit to the Bushmen of Namibia was the best cooking show in the history of television, bar none.
So I was tickled to accidentally stumble on some guest blogging he did for Ruhlman.com, where he pares with his usual snark, this time about TV Chefs. For instance, on Rachael Ray:

'We KNOW she can’t cook. She shrewdly tells us so. So...what is she selling us? Really? She’s selling us satisfaction, the smug reassurance that mediocrity is quite enough. She’s a friendly, familiar face who appears regularly on our screens to tell us that “Even your dumb, lazy ass can cook this!” Wallowing in your own crapulence on your Cheeto-littered couch you watch her and think, “Hell…I could do that. I ain’t gonna…but I could--if I wanted! Now where’s my damn jug a Diet Pepsi?” Where the saintly Julia Child sought to raise expectations, to enlighten us, make us better--teach us--and in fact, did, Rachael uses her strange and terrible powers to narcotize her public with her hypnotic mantra of Yummo and Evoo and Sammys. “You’re doing just fine. You don’t even have to chop an onion--you can buy it already chopped. Aspire to nothing…Just sit there. Have another Triscuit…Sleep….sleep….” '



You can also read about the 3 breezy/cheesy novels he wrote, on his Web Site (hey, what do you want from someone who briefly attended Vassar?).